Mon
Jul
27
So what has it been, four months since I last got on? So sry. I don’t know what the eff my problem is…
So let’s start up again:
Today’s fabulous p
erson award for the week goes to…

TIM BURTON!!!
What is there not to love about this man? He’s with Helena Bonham Carter, he’s the best film director/producer out there, and he’s the creator of Jack Skellington. I definitely think he absolutely deserved it this week.
Music Review: Framing Hanley
OK, so I was super surprised that I actually LIKED these guys. I thought they would be super-posuer, Adam Lambert types. But they were good! They reminded me of Sugarcult, kinda. So…thanks to Garrett, who told me to listen to them.


Thu
Apr
9
Johnny Depp!!!




So I know what you’re thinking - he’s a popular Hollywood actor! Conformist central! But really, he is such an amazing actor. If Edward Scissorhands wasn’t enough, then he goes and does Sweeney Todd. I was sold then. And to top it all off, he’s still absolutely GORGEOUS at what, like 45? Also, he has two kids or something. Who else could do that?
Fri
Apr
3
Christian Siriano!!!


He is:
a) Fierce
b) Fabulous
c) Flawless
d) All of the above
If you picked anything other than D, I don’t like you.
He’s the winner of Season 4, Project Runway, (can you say best show in the world?) and has absolutely GORGEOUS work. I loved his Spring 2009 collection. I’m not usually into high fashion or haute couture, but Oh My Gosh, I wish he was my gay lover. Plus he has a tattoo of a squid. How cool is that?


Sun
Mar
29
God, I finally, really know how Emily feels. I’m so sorry cuz - me too.
Thu
Mar
26
A note to concerned, overprotective, stifling dads everywhere:
When you think about it, putting something through a pierced hole in your body is like wrapping your hand around it. The skin inside has healed over to create new skin cells, and is completely closed off from blood vessels and the like. It is completely fine to put paperclips through your ear! Or your daughter’s, anyway.
I looked it up even: as long as your not actually putting the paper clip dow the ear canal, it’s completely safe. And the posts of my normal earrigns are exactly the same size. So there.
Tue
Mar
24
…I finally saw someone get hit by a car. Nailed. He was hit by a Dodge, which I find ironic.
Dane Cook